HOw are you my darling Blythinettes? I’m sorry I’ve been gone again but I’ve been writing a new book!! It’s called “10 Shades Of Mustard Yellow” and it’s about horsies! It’s literally the best thing I’ve ever written and I’ve written a whole book! OMG!!!!!! ANyway I’ve been thinking and I’ve realised that I don’t interact with you guys enough so I’ve decided to make a Twitter! YAY! I’ll tell you my @ name when I get it but DON’T follow @maryblythin because that is a very evil fake account that makes me look silly!!!! :((((((( so i’ll see you soon, i have to revise now because my grade 6 pony-riding exam is tomorrow! AAARRRGHHH! wish me luck sweetums i know that the Lord will help me! lol! xxxOxxx
“I don’t really view Communism as a bad thing.” — Whoopi Goldberg (hero xxx)
Me with the torch! Xoxoxox
Hello Blythinettes, it’s Mary! I’m sorry about my Break from Tumblr but sadly my agent told me I should stay away from the Internet. It all went downhill when a man who has been sending me lovely letters turned up at my doorstep with a pickaxe! (RANDOM LOLZ!!!) Anyho, a month in police protection and something called a ‘restraining order’ (???) later, I’ve decided to return to my many devotees! (I LOVE YOU ALL MORE THAN BOOKS WITH PICTURES OF HORSES IN THEM). Anyway I have some news!!! I have found a very rare label from the very first range of Whiskas cat food! The Imperial Wizard of my Label Club said it could be worth over £3!!!! YAY FOR MONEYS! :) I’ve also received my latest badge in Brownies, for ‘Finding the Most Dead Animals’ on a trek through the park! I’m so good at finding rotting badgers :’) Proud of me?! But that’s not the best news; I’ve been chosen to carry the Olympic torch for my services to Pony Charities!!!!! :D Pics coming soon! Love you all ! Xoxoxxooxxooxxooxox
I’ve been researching my family history and it turns out I’m related to royalty! Apparently this is my great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great,great, grandmother, MARY QUEEN OF SKETS! :D yay I’m royal! Blythinettes are my subjects! xoxo
Well with all the Christian respect intended, of course I think pots should be legal! What the heck would I eat out of? My mum collects antique china pots, and I’m not allowed to look at them for long periods of time. Something about my glasses reflecting on them and setting them on fire like my hamster :/ Without a sturdy pot my poor cats would starve too! BOO for starvation! :( :( thanks for the question but obvious answer! silly! xoxo
When I was 2 I met Lady Gaga. She smelled of the devil. :) xo
One of my Blythinettes sent me this! Aw that’s so sweet I wanna crush you too! I love hugs :) I’ll send you my address sweetie pie xoxo
Boooo my A-Level exams started this week and I’m so unprepared! My history exam didn’t go too well yesterday because I only wrote like 8 words :/ I burnt my textbooks because they mentioned Catholics and if my priest had found out I would’ve lost my entry to heaven and the church picnic :/ I basically said “yes I’m the real Mary” so hopefully the examiners will treat me better because I’m famous :) in other news my music exam is tomorrow and I’m planning to sing a mash up of “Ave Maria” and “rude boy” by Rihanna. I’m not totally sure who Rihanna is but I’m sure she’s a nice Christian woman :) anyway I’m off to practice and feed my tamagotchi! Love you Blythinettes! xoxox
OMG I WENT TO HMV AND THIS WAS THE BACKGROUND ON THEIR IPADS! OH I LOVE BEING A SENSATION! LOVE YOU BLYTHINETTES xoxo